a bit of an uplift

Ireland’s Worst Driver Finally Caught

Traffic police in Ireland had continually cited Prawo Jazdy for various driving and parking violations, but Mr. Jazdy always gave a different addresses. The mystery driver was recently unveiled when it was pointed out that “Prawo Jazdy”, the words at the top of the license, is Polish for”driver’s license”! Poles are Ireland’s most numerous immigrant group. A search revealed that Prawo Jazdy was ticketed over 50 times! Presumably, Irish police have learned two words of Polish through the embarrassing incident.

Satan deforms men. People try to reform men. But God transforms men.
(Unknown)

Two Items for the News
Reminder:  Monday classes will be on Tuesday because Monday classes are
cancelled for President's Day, so Tuesday classes are cancelled to make room
for Monday's, Tuesday. (Item from a USA newspaper; displayed on The Tonight
Show)
Morals of the story:

Not everyone who dumps on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of a bad situation is your friend.
And when you're in deep trouble, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


(except for prayer, of course)